Archive | January, 2009

Painful Urination?  Don’t Count on Having Symptoms with STD’s

Painful Urination? Don’t Count on Having Symptoms with STD’s

Every guy knows that, if it burns while taking a leak, there is probably something wrong that warrants making a trip to the doctor.  But, do you really know what is causing your junior to feel the burn and what you need to do to make it go away?  Although there are other potential causes for the burn, the most common reason behind the pain is a sexually transmitted disease.

Unless you have been living with your head under a rock over the past decade, you are fully aware that wearing a condom is the easiest and most effective way to prevent the spread of disease (aside from abstinence, but where is the fun in that?).  Nonetheless, you might let your little head take control sometimes and dip it in some places where it shouldn’t be.  Or, you might get screwed over by some sweet thing you thought was being faithful, only to find your dick burning as she walks out the door announcing that she’s been fucking your best friend for the last 3 months. Continue Reading

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The Do’s and Don’ts of Getting Inked

The Do’s and Don’ts of Getting Inked

Have you been thinking about getting a tattoo? For many guys, getting a tattoo serves as a right of passage and announces to the world that you aren’t a girlie-man because you can take the pain. But, before you start slapping some ink on your skin, there are a few rules of thumb you should keep in mind about getting a tattoo. After all, while a tattoo symbolizes your spontaneity and your willingness to be tortured by a hot needle for a good half hour or longer, you don’t want to end up with ink that you will regret. So, keep these dos and don’ts in mind when planning your tat. Continue Reading

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5 Tips for Getting Her to Watch Football with You

5 Tips for Getting Her to Watch Football with You

So, the big game is right around the corner.  You know what I’m talking about – the big match up between the Arizona Cardinals and Pittsburgh Steelers that will be taking place on February 1.  If you are like any true red-blooded football fan, you will be parked in front of your TV all day watching the game.  And, in all likelihood, your girl will be there with you.  After all, women love to socialize, which means the Super Bowl might be the only game during the entire football season and post-season that you can actually get her to sit down and watch a game with you.  But, what can you do to get her to watch more flying pigskin with you when next season rolls around?

While there are certainly some guys who prefer to watch football with only their testosterone-filled man-friends, there are more who wish their lady-friend would sit down and watch the game with them week after week.  I mean, no one can argue that watching football is more fun and exciting when you have someone to watch it with you.  Not only that, if you can turn your woman into a football fan, you might actually be able to watch the game with her each week and have that time counted as “special together time.”  Can you just imagine what a wonderful world it would be if you could watch football and get brownie points at the same time?  If you are ready to transform your woman into a fan of the gridiron, try implementing these five tips.

Tip #1:  Talk to Her About It

You might be wondering why the first tip would be to talk to her.  After all, most of us aren’t big on sitting around and discussing our feelings.  But, trust me, if you tell your woman how much you love football and how much you would like to share that passion with her, she will be more open to giving it a try.  Don’t try to convince her that football is a great sport that she needs to check out.  Rather, tell her you want to spend more time with her and that it would mean a lot to her if she would spend quality bonding time with you by watching the game.  If you convince her that you just want to spend time with her and that you want to share something special with her, she won’t have any other choice but to give it a try.

Tip #2:  Take the Time to Explain

Before you start watching the game, take some time to explain some of the ins and outs of the sport to her.  Don’t overwhelm her by trying to explain every type of formation your team likes to run and the strategy behind each play.  Rather, run over a few of the basics.  The more she understands the game, the more she will appreciate what she is watching.  At the same time, if you explain every detail of the game beforehand, it will likely seem confusing to her and she won’t give it a real try.

Tip #3:  Let Her Talk and Ask Questions

As you watch the game, she will likely have a lot of questions about the game.  Try not to get annoyed by these questions.  Instead, think of it as a sign that you are making good progress.  After all, she wouldn’t be asking questions if she wasn’t interested (or at least trying to get interested).  If you tell her to be quiet or act annoyed by her questions, it will turn her off to the game and all hope of converting her into a fan will be lost.  So, even if Peyton Manning is in the process of completing a 64 yard touchdown pass to Reggie Wayne, take your eyes off the game and answer her question.  Just remember, if you pull this off, she just might be jumping, screaming and chest-bumping with you the next time a play like that is being made.

If you are really concerned about  missing out on the big plays because you will be too busy answering questions, you might want to consider introducing her to the game by watching a match-up between two teams you don’t care so much about.  That way, it won’t be quite so painful for you to turn your attention away from the action on the screen when it comes time to answer her questions.

Tip #4:  Make it a Special Moment

You will greatly increase your chances of transforming her into a football fan if you find a way to make game day special for her.  A little cuddling on the couch while you watch the game can go a long way and will help make her look forward to the game next week.  If she is the one who usually gets stuck doing the cooking, order out on game day or take over the cooking duties that day so she can relax and enjoy the game with you.

Tip #5:  Buy Her Some Goodies

Let’s face it, women love clothes and they love accessories.  So, take her out and purchase something cute for her that is related to your team.  You might be surprised by the growing number of NFL items that are geared specifically toward women.  A cute women’s jersey will likely put a smile on her face and might help build her team spirit.  Besides, even if she never really gets into watching the game, you will at least have the pleasure of seeing her wear your favorite team’s jersey now and again.

While there is no guarantee you will ever get your woman to sit down and watch every game with you, following these tips will greatly increase your chances.  At the very least, she will appreciate your efforts to include you in your special man-time and she just might gain a better understanding of why she should leave you alone when the game is on.

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Can you make her cum?

Can you make her cum?

If you enjoy watching porn as most guys do, you have likely seen at least one video that shows a woman who is so turned on and so orgasmic that she actually shoots cum all over the place. Or, even if you haven’t seen it on video, you have probably heard stories about female ejaculation from your buddies or elsewhere. But, more than likely, none of these guys has ever been with a woman who was a squirter. Rather, they have probably just heard of this phenomenon and may even talk about it as if they hope to some day find the ever-elusive squirting woman.

So, if you haven’t been with a woman who sprays cum all over the place and no one you know has been with a squirter, does this woman even exist? I am here to tell you that these women are definitely out there and that, with a little patience and experimentation, you may even be able to make it happen.

What is Female Ejaculation?

Female ejaculation is a phenomenon that is the matter of much debate in the scientific community. Not surprisingly, it is pretty difficult to observe female ejaculation and to capture the liquid that is expelled. After all, this would involve hooking up several contraptions to the woman and possibly to her partner, all of which can seriously get in the way of arousal. In addition, most women who self-report ejaculation say they have little to no control over when or if it happens. Therefore, it there are never any guarantees it will actually happen while being studied.

When the fact that it is difficult to study female ejaculation is combined with our society’s tendency to dismiss the sexuality of women, it is easy to understand why some scientists don’t believe it happens at all. According to one woman I spoke to, however, it definitely does occur and the fluid that is expelled certainly is not the same as urine. The limited research that has been conducted appears to support this fact.

Although urine and female ejaculation are both expelled through the urethra, the liquid released during sexual stimulation contains chemicals known as PSA and PAP. Both of these chemicals are produced from a gland that is referred to as the “female prostate,” though some scientists refuse to believe that this gland even exists. The female prostate is similar to the male prostate in that it can result in great pleasure when properly stimulated. In many cases, the female prostate is actually hidden behind the fleshy area that is referred to as the “G-spot.” So, when you stimulate the G-spot, you are also stimulating the female prostate.

PSA and PAP are also found in the urine of women, but they are found in larger quantities in the ejaculate. So, although there are some similarities between urine and female ejaculate, they are still quite different and should not be thought of as the same thing.

Can All Women Ejaculate?

In theory, it is possible for any woman to become a squirter. Since all women have the same physiological makeup, it should be possible to stimulate any women in such a way that it will cause her juices to explode. In practice, however, most research in the matter has found that less than 50% of women ejaculate. Among those that do, many of them only do on occasion. At the same time, there are some women who squirt on a fairly regular basis.

There is some research indicating that women with stronger pelvic muscles are more likely to be able to ejaculate. Similarly, those women with the greatest control of those muscles have a better chance of making it happen. This is because the rhythmic contraction of these muscles helps work the fluid out of the body. While clitoral stimulation and other steps can be taken to arouse her to the point where these muscles contract on their own, a woman who is able to contract her muscles whenever she likes can help move the process along.

“I squirt almost every time my husband and I have sex,” says 33-year-old Sharon. “At first, I would help make it happen by squeezing my pussy muscles over and over again during sex. I really just did it because it felt good for both of us when I would squeeze his dick like that, but I soon found that it also helped make me cum.”

It is also possible that the physical changes that occur as a woman ages may help her transform into a squirter or that she has to be with the same partner for awhile before it happens.

“I didn’t start squirting until I was about 31 and until after I had been with my husband for about seven years,” continues Sharon. “The first time it happened, we were on vacation with the kids at Disney World and he was eating me out. Before I knew it, I was squirting all over his face. I didn’t even know it was coming. It was quite the shock for both of us. Disney truly is a magical place!”

How Can I Make My Woman Squirt?

While there is no guaranteed way to make your woman squirt, there are a few steps you can take. First, you need to make certain she is relaxed and comfortable with you. She also has to lose in inhibitions and not be afraid of “making a mess” or seeming less feminine. Honestly, this is usually the biggest obstacle you will have to overcome because many women have a difficult time completely giving into their sexuality.

You are also going to have to take your time getting her worked up, so there will be no minute man action going on here, hot shot. You will need to start with some clitoral stimulation, rubbing and caressing of the body and whatever else gets your woman going. Look for her G-spot, which usually feels a bit rougher than the other flesh inside, while continuing with the clitoral stimulation. He may also want to encourage her to squeeze your fingers repeatedly with her pelvic muscles. Not only will this increase her pleasure, it will feel pretty damn cool for you too.

“After my Disney experience, I realized that squeezing my muscles helped increase my chances of getting a squirt,” Sharon says. “But, after awhile of encouraging the juices to flow, I often get a squirter without having to do anything to encourage it. In fact, there are many times that I explode almost immediately after my husband sticks his dick in me and I will often have several more eruptions before we’re done. The sheets are a mess, but who the hell cares?”

If you ask me, cleaning up some messy sheets is certainly worth the rewards.

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Knowing when she’s flirting

Knowing when she’s flirting

OK, stud, just picture it – you are out on the prowl for a little action and the club you just walked into is full of women you wouldn’t mind taking home for the night. You walk through the club and try to pick out the lucky lady you will pursue for the night while trying to judge whether or not you have a real shot. But, would you really know if a chick was into you or not? If you are like most guys, you can’t figure it out unless she slaps you upside the face and screams “Fuck me now you hot, sexy man!” Even then, you might not be too sure if you really have a shot. Yeah, we men can be pretty obtuse sometimes.

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